Welcome

Warning! You've stumbled across an ancient relic from the early days of the internet known as the "personal website".

See kids, back before social media was invented, people had to create their own web--

You know what, don't worry about it. You can just go to my resume/portfolio page, or click through the buttons on the left to see just how much of this sadly neglected site has broken due to a combination of bit-rot and laziness.